I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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