I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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