Banned from zoo.
Again?
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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