And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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