Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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