areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
they're like a gay fantastic four
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
