Don't you send me to vm
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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