Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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