He is an equal opportunity slut.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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