Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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