Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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