how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Come see our sink grown plant.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
That was an excessively violent trivia night
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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