He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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