I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
there is puke in my bra ... again
Randomize
