So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
We got so high we made milksteak
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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