News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I want to be your penis for a week.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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