im having a threesome with these popsicles
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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