Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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