If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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