she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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