It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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