I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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