i just google imaged poop.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
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