Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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