my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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