Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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