question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Randomize
