I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
honey bunches of taint.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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