I like my sex mixed with concussions.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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