Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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