Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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