Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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