do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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