This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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