in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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