he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
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