Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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