i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
whose parrot is this?
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
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