They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Randomize
