he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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