It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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