How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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