why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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