id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
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