Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
