Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so that wasnt chicken after all
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
