Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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