im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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