xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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