I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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