Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
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